Pool Jam 2005 - Your Hosts

	Teebus Rohweder
Assorted maggots		More assorted maggots

Tee debuted in 1962 as the lovable Morgan Hairchild in "Give Me Food". Though the movie met with limited success, it represented a groundbreaking achievement for women canines (bitches sounds so harsh) in the entertainment industry. She later gained lasting recognition for her role as Chewbacca in the 1978 epic "Star Wars".


Why strong young men die young. Scientists tell us that the causes of these strong men's premature death is self-pollution. There are various names given to the unnatural and degrading vice of shooting tequila and pounding Fredo's Margaritas. Unfortunately, it is a vice by no means uncommon among the youth of both sexes, and is frequently continued into riper years. The subject is an important one. Few, perhaps, ever think, or ever know, how many of the unfortunate inmates of our lunatic asylums have been sent there by this dreadful vice. Were the whole truth upon this subject known, it would alarm parents, as well as the guilty victims of the vice, more even than the dread of the cholera or small-pox.
The above is an illustration of A. R. Rohweder of Oak Hill Va., before the habits of secret vice had begun to tell on him. The illustration to the right shows the same young man taken after he had become an inveterate victim of the vice.	The doctor's opinion was: "If this young man escapes the asylum he and his parents will be fortunate."

Alfredo rohweder before		Alfredo rohweder after

	Don french
Complete looser

Don is shown in this behind-the-scene shot mocking his co-star during the making of the zany comedy "Hippies Suck". Don's portrayal of "Riff Patterson", an ultra-right wing hippie-basher earned him accolades from many groups including the Michigan Militia and the Wyoming Minutemen. The creep on the left was later arrested on drug charges and spent the next 10 years of his life playing the role of "my bitch" at Attica state prison.

	Steve hall		Dave gavitt
Annette funicello		Trixie labios

Promo shot taken for the movie "Sandy Nalgas". Steve was later replaced by Frankie Avalon, a decision the director attributed to Steve's over enthusiasm.

Doug pascarella		Trent surles		Annette funicello
	Pucker boy		Steve "chef"

Supporting cast members are caught yuking it up with their star Annette Funicello during the making of "Backward Thong Madness".

Annette funicello
	Mike barreda

Unbeknownst to most, an X-rated Beach movie entitled "Wifeguard" was made in the early 60's but the idea was deemed ahead of it's time and was rejected at the box office. Above is the only known shot from the movie where Annette and Mike are clothed.

Chato
Peres

Mariana
rohweder

These lovely human specimens will be preparing the Margaritas at the Tiki Bar. Tip generously or they may cut you.